Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Martinoz Snack Reviewz: Sucky Bars

I wondered about the their name but it turns out this snack does not suck, tastewise. It just gets stuck on your teeth for long lasting flavor. Suck on the caramel wedged between your teeth for that cavity inducing blast of sweetness.

Taste: 4 out of 5. I reserve the last star for those that can't handle the sweetness. Wimps.

Texture: 5 out of 5. Complicated with many surprising layers. The baker only wishes to be the same.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Martinoz Snack Reviewz -- Apple Cupcakez

Delicious.

NYTimes: Promiscuity rampant in nature

In Most Species, Faithfulness Is a Fantasy

"Assay the kids in a given brood, whether of birds, voles, lesser apes, foxes or any other pair-bonding species, and anywhere from 10 to 70 percent will prove to have been sired by somebody other than the resident male."

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Friday, March 14, 2008

Adventures in Embarrassment

(5:37:47 PM) Me: so [a female clinical psychiatrist] came to my office because email on her laptop wasn't working properly
(5:38:10 PM) Me: i checked the settings, made a couple of changes and then attempted to send a test message to myself (with her sitting there watching)
(5:38:20 PM) Me: i wanted to type 'test' as the body of the email message
(5:38:40 PM) Me: but as i was reaching for the keyboard from an awkward angle, the letters i typed were inadvertently offset
(5:38:44 PM) Me: i typed "twat"
(5:38:55 PM) Me: whupsee!!!

How dare they?!

Lunch Reviewz

WFCMS
Taste = 4 stars
Texture = 4 stars
BSSO rating = 4 stars


WFBS = totally unnecessary (and what on earth was it coated with?? something called Parmesan?? wtf?)
WFORC = totally delicious

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Done took Mississippi, Texas pt. 2


canihauseliotspitzer

Martinoz mini-burger reviews: Lucky's Lounge

I'm salivating just by thinking about how good those mini-burgers are. "Mini" is not very accurate though. Three of them make more than one full-size burger. The band was good, too.

Rate my mini-burgers: 5/5.

Friday, March 07, 2008

Do you know what today is?

DOMO

Martinoz movie reviews: Delicatessen



Un tour de force! Very imaginative, great visuals, dark sense of humor, a pleasure to watch. The creativity of Aurore's attempts to end her life would give the Bunny Suicides a run for their money.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Find a better current headline

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23468364/

neuromarketing on NPR today

On the program "Here and Now" (streaming on WBUR right now) there's an interesting segment on neuromarketing - using functional analysis of attention, interest, etc. in EEG and fMRI, advertisers are determining what we pay attention to and eventually buy.

Check out the guest's blog here:
Neuro-Marketing blog

Pretty interesting stuff.

RIP Little Redhaired Cat



If this is true, it's a sad day for all Cat Townies. PARTY HARD.

Monday, March 03, 2008