Thursday, November 09, 2006

Please don't think

Just because I have a wet spot at crotch level on my jeans, does not mean I'm incontinent. The fact of the matter is the counter top in the bathroom had a puddle of water on it and I leaned into it while washing my hands. I hope this dries soon so I can get up from my desk.

I think this is what is known as "water boarding."

2 comments:

Mafalda said...

This is what happens when you get too close to the think tank. At crotch level.

Anonymous said...

Dunking my crotch in a puddle of water is a no-brainer if it can save lives.