Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Everybody hurts

UPDATE TO POST. HERE ARE TWO PHOTO UPDATES. BOTH ARE EVEN MORE DISGUSTING THAN THE LAST PHOTO. SO PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK: HERE AND HERE.

Click here to see what happens when a Martinoz research assistant uses Slicer for the first time.

NOTE: GRAPHIC CONTENT, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'm dangerous.

Anonymous said...

"Bagels can kill." We're so lucky that our beloved RA didn't accidently chop her hair off in addition to the degloving she was dealt. Please see http://www.summation.net/push0103.html:

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NOTE: I was sent the document below by the consumer rights group Americans Against Bagels (AAB).

Hand injuries are becoming increasingly common. Hand injuries happen through various acts such as repetitive stress injury (from frequent use of a computer, for example) and from working in a machine shop. But the number one cause of hand injuries is cooking. Sharp knives. And the number one perpetrator is bagels.

That's right, bagels -- those evil things with the hole in it that remind us of doughnuts but are far more sinister because people feel they need to cut them.

Bagels are the cause of thousands of accidents every year. Many people lose fingers or severely cut their hand when cutting bagels. There are even reports of deaths from people who accidentally slit their wrists. Bagels can kill.

nanio said...

maybe back in 2001. we got the buzzsaw now tho.

Anonymous said...

I consider myself lucky to be alive.

Anonymous said...

I just burped butternut squash soup.

anonymous said...

I hate IHOP

Anonymous said...

are these comments necessary?

Anonymous said...

as soon as someone gets more than 3 songs in their itunes, they can start asking that question.

Anonymous said...

THAT SISU IS AN IMPOSTER. I'M THE REAL SISU.

and i just added another song to my itunes. so chut up.

Anonymous said...

g.j.? it is a mad world...

how many stitches do you have in that thing?

Anonymous said...

there be five.

Anonymous said...

that must have been a gusher