The best doodad I saw today is a little plastic Christmas tree ornament of a small happy eskimo angel child holding a large yellow star with a purple easter egg in it. This adorable little Christmas tree ornament is about one and a half inches tall. The bottom is cleverly flattened so that it can be placed on a level surface without falling over, making it a handsome decorative piece the year round. The little red haired Eskimo child has a lovely smiling face and such an earnest gaze, and a pair of nonfunctional silver wings to match its dazzling silver hanging string. A heartwarming little easter angel, and an all-around ovoid doodad.
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This morning, before anybody had begun their day at the Martinozcenter, I visited the little Easter angel and found it to be already moist, as if somebody had just wet their fingertip with their tongue and touched it to the little Easter angel minutes before I arrived. I am bullshit about this.
you snooze you loooooooooozzzzzze
Naive question here. Can't the Eskimo angel child be truly enjoyed if it has been previously truly enjoyed by someone else?
What kind of territorial patriarchal behavior is this? Eskimo angel child is nobody's chattel!
What's next, peeing on doodads to mark them as your territory?
And what's up with these Christians, proselytizing innocent Eskimo children?
The history of Christian proselytizing little Eskimo angel children is indeed a thorny subject rife with controversy. Equally heated is the debate about whether little Eskimo angel children are or are not somebody's chattel. Moreover, I call the little Easter eskimo angel Christmas chattel child doodads as I see 'em -- adorable and ovoid.
I'm with you. My wrath is not directed at the Eskimo easter angel christmas children themselves, who are indeed adorable, but at their oppressors.
Some would rather the tiny easter christmas angel children of the north disappeared from the face of the earth altogether than enter into discussion about their oppressors. Others are satisfied merely with lovingly sculpting the eskimo angel children's likenesses out of small pieces of plastic. Still others are satisfied making Daily Doodad posts about these small plastic replicas of the little eskimo christmas angel easter children.
Don't you mean diet? If so, then I agree with you.
FS, nice additions of the photos - retrobloging!
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