Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Printer? I hardly know her.

Here's what happens to decacolor on the weekends.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cats really are the most intelligent of all God's creatures.

Anonymous said...

The following characteristics are biologically inherent in cats:


Cats are hunters (mice, take note).

Cats are territorial.

Cats like to jump onto high places and creep into small, dark nooks and crannies (protect those Eggo waffles).

Cats are nocturnal.

Cats sleep 50 to 75 percent of the day (slackers).

Cats defecate away from where they eat (a good thing for all).

Cats like to scratch things (and they need to scratch things to keep their claws healthy).

**Cats like objects that amuse them, especially when left home alone for long stretches of time. These objects include: house plants, curtains that blow in the breeze, electrical cords, shoelaces, feathery boas left on the backs of chairs, open garbage cans, and attack printers.

Cats do not respond well to physical violence, screaming, intimidation, or being chased by infants with scissors.

Cats like to perform on Broadway.

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/traincat/traincatFULL.html

/bin/bash said...

Also, cats like to fight. Sometimes they fight each other:

http://kittenwar.com/

nanio said...

The truthiness about kittens