I'm in the market for a mechanical donkey. So far my search has been disappointing. The pickings are slim and only appropriate for rodeo if you are a comatose smurf:
If you have any better leads, please let me know.
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to be fair, this one would probably perform a lot better on a non-tissue-paper surface. i say give it a chance!
Sorry, I need an all-surface, all-weather, off-road, on-tissue, all-purpose kinda donkey. This one won't cut it.
First of all... Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargemel's evil spy, with the intention of destroying the smurf village. But the overwhelming Goodness of the Smurf Way of Life transformed her into the Smurfette we all know and love. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario... it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They probably don't even have reproductive organs down there under those little white pants. The only reason they exist is because of magic spells and witchcraft... which is all a bunch of bullshit if you ask me.
That's what's so illogical about the smurfs... what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
She was sent in as Gargemel's evil spy, with the intention of destroying the smurf village.
Of course. How typically misogynistic, in the Pandora/Eve/conniving-bitch-created-to-destroy-mankind vein of grecochristian tradition.
Where smurfkind stands for mankind in this case.
The Greeks can't do anything right huh.
Just ask Prometheus. He was the squirrel. Along came a hawk.
what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Take this to the Daily Drip. This is the Daily Donkey. Can't you read or is your dick partially blocking your monitor?
Donkey Darko
Sorry, that is something we cannot support
donkey lolol
the Pandora/Eve/conniving-bitch-created-to-destroy-mankind vein
Don't forget Monica Lewinsky!
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