The best doodad I saw today was a pink rubber porcine critter. It stands about 3" tall and is about 4 1/2" long. When its soft spines are compressed, this friendly little piglet becomes considerably more compact and can be stuffed into small nooks in and around one's desk space. This winsome rubber pig has a pleasant countenance; even though the existence of a smiling mouth is questionable, there is no mistaking those laughing eyes and that upbeat pig snout. One ear is located on each side of the head. This attractive little piglet comes in the deep pink hue of a fresh rose, and smells just as good, though masked somewhat by the scent of latex. An appealing little pink rubber porcine critter, and an all-around spiny doodad.
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Hideki Okajima!
you know what yesterday was right?
Every morning before anybody has begun their day at the Martinozcenter, I visit the pink rubber porcine critter. I wet my fingertip with my tongue and touch my finger to the critter, then I place my finger in my mouth and suck on it for a few seconds. It is the only way a pink rubber porcine critter can truly be enjoyed.
Yay, the doodad and the doodad-taster are back!
Every morning before anybody has begun their day at the Martinozcenter, I like to hide in a dark corner and watch you visit the pink rubber porcine critter. You wet your fingertip with your tongue and touch your finger to the critter, then you place your finger in your mouth and suck on it for a few seconds. It is the only way my dark corner can be truly enjoyed.
the doodad-taster-watcher is back! lol!
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