Wednesday, October 24, 2007

From the DSM-V

cy·lin·dro·kre·o·pho·bi·a: From the Greek kylindros (cylinder) + kreas (meat) + phobos (fear); the fear of tubular meats. A debilitating condition that afflicts 0.001% of the population. If untreated, it can lead to:

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

is there therapy for this?

Mafalda said...

Gargamel has a potion for this, I believe. It's 4 parts vodka, 2 parts triple sec, and 2 parts blenderized smurfs.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

forever shaken said...

is fear of tube tops classified as a mental disorder?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0AyTpkVnOk

forever shaken said...

by the way, whoever thought to name cylindrical meats "tubular"? they aren't ever hollow like a tube are they? or are they? gross, in any case!

Anonymous said...

tubular meats certainly aren't filled with anything worth mentioning. They might as well be hollow!

Mafalda said...

If tubular meats didn't exist, why would there be patented tools to handle them?