Snow Day

I've just been informed that it's my responsibility to let everyone reading this that they've been deemed “Non-Essential,” and as such that they should leave work ASAP to reduce the threat of gridlock & avalanche. I've also been asked to tell you to remain sober (both in constitution and BAL-wise) until your normal departure time, as it is the discretion of your manager as to whether to pay the non-essential employee for the entire scheduled shift and as your manager is “Essential” they are rightly a bit grumpy about having to stay.